Post by silentmajority on Jan 18, 2017 1:53:14 GMT
Most people are convinced that the "R + L = J” is the correct one, but with the help of a 24/hr fast and some “Scooby-Doo Snacks” I have discovered the true identity of Jon Snows parents.
The true parents to Jon Snow is AE + DB = JS
Back in 1971, on November 24 a man known only as DB Cooper hijacked a boeing 727 and parachuted into the wilderness with what people thought was $200,000. What actually happened and wasn’t reported was that he stole the flux compactor from renowned scientist Doc Brown while in descent DB Cooper traveled back in time July 2, 1937. DB Cooper then traveled to Lae Airfield in Lae, Morobe Province, Papua New Guinea where he met up with Amelia Earhart. From there they hopped into her plane and flew west to Westeros. Some have questioned how Amelia Earhart managed to fly to Westeros, and the answer seems to have been found in an obscure quote of hers:
Upon entering into Westeros airspace Amelia Earhart accidentally had a midair collision with a dragon which was the last remaining one of the Targaryian dragons. Amelia Earhart was meant to wed Robert Baratheon, but since she murdered the last dragon had to go into hiding. While hiding out on a island Amelia Earhart found out that DB Cooper was actually Rhaegar Targaryian and he was going to go and set the record straight, and that he was responsible for the dragons death because instead of providing accurate flying directions he was busy huffing whip-its. During this time Jon Snow was conceived. Rhaegar left when Roberts Rebellion started and the rest is history.
There you go. The untold story of Westeros told through the eyes of “Scooby Snacks”.
Anyone else have any inaccurate theories?
The true parents to Jon Snow is AE + DB = JS
Back in 1971, on November 24 a man known only as DB Cooper hijacked a boeing 727 and parachuted into the wilderness with what people thought was $200,000. What actually happened and wasn’t reported was that he stole the flux compactor from renowned scientist Doc Brown while in descent DB Cooper traveled back in time July 2, 1937. DB Cooper then traveled to Lae Airfield in Lae, Morobe Province, Papua New Guinea where he met up with Amelia Earhart. From there they hopped into her plane and flew west to Westeros. Some have questioned how Amelia Earhart managed to fly to Westeros, and the answer seems to have been found in an obscure quote of hers:
Upon entering into Westeros airspace Amelia Earhart accidentally had a midair collision with a dragon which was the last remaining one of the Targaryian dragons. Amelia Earhart was meant to wed Robert Baratheon, but since she murdered the last dragon had to go into hiding. While hiding out on a island Amelia Earhart found out that DB Cooper was actually Rhaegar Targaryian and he was going to go and set the record straight, and that he was responsible for the dragons death because instead of providing accurate flying directions he was busy huffing whip-its. During this time Jon Snow was conceived. Rhaegar left when Roberts Rebellion started and the rest is history.
There you go. The untold story of Westeros told through the eyes of “Scooby Snacks”.
Anyone else have any inaccurate theories?
