If D&D Adapted The Harry Potter Books: A Thread

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If D&D Adapted The Harry Potter Books: A Thread Sept 7, 2017 2:58:40 GMT Mojo, SlyWren, and 1 more like this

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Post by voice on Sept 7, 2017 2:58:40 GMT

A Twitter homie, @got_Truther, came up with a very fun thought experiment.

I thought this one was right on the money:

Can you guys think of some D&D magic for J.K. Rowling's masterpiece?

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Sept 15, 2017 1:57:43 GMT voice said:

Can you guys think of some D&D magic for J.K. Rowling's masterpiece?

Combine Filch and Umbridge--make her a squib with control issues.

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Sept 17, 2017 18:39:24 GMT SlyWren said:

Combine Filch and Umbridge--make her a squib with control issues.

Nice. LOL

I forgot about this thread! Who are our Potterphiles again? Mojo, ginnysredhair, pieceofgosa...

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Sept 20, 2017 2:10:56 GMT voice said:

Can you guys think of some D&D magic for J.K. Rowling's masterpiece?

Instead of *not* getting along with Aunt Petunia, Harry gets on her boat and...

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If D&D Adapted The Harry Potter Books: A Thread Sept 25, 2017 18:44:31 GMT voice and SlyWren like this

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Post by pieceofgosa on Sept 25, 2017 18:44:31 GMT

I saw the title of this thread, laughed and then shuddered

Actually thinking about this has made me realise that Sirius' entire arc in the books is straight GRRM. As to what a D&D adaptation of HP would look like... Well We'd almost certainly get love scenes between adult characters such as Tonks & Lupin or knowing them, Sirius & Bellatrix !!! Dumbledore would probably die off-screen and Malfoy would prolly rape Hermione. Shit, that got dark, apologies.

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If D&D Adapted The Harry Potter Books: A Thread Feb 9, 2018 0:00:39 GMT via Tapatalk SlyWren, pieceofgosa, and 1 more like this

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Sept 25, 2017 18:44:31 GMT pieceofgosa said:

Malfoy would prolly rape Hermione.

But first he’d kill her family and then she’d be convinced by Snape in a 5 min discussion to marry Malfoy so she can avenge her family! With no actual plan.

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If D&D Adapted The Harry Potter Books: A Thread Feb 9, 2018 4:35:03 GMT voice and SlyWren like this

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Feb 9, 2018 0:00:39 GMT Nyx said:

Sept 25, 2017 18:44:31 GMT pieceofgosa said:

Malfoy would prolly rape Hermione.

But first he’d kill her family and then she’d be convinced by Snape in a 5 min discussion to marry Malfoy so she can avenge her family! With no actual plan.

Sounds like some bad fanfiction I have read.

Speaking of rape I am sure a giant would rape someone or the centaurs. It would probably be Umbridge.

Qudditch would have cheerleaders and always would take place in thunderstorms.

We would see a Zombie Unicorn for like no reason.

Draco would walk around saying I am the Pureblood.

Ginny would wield the Sword of Gryffindor and go around stabbing Slytherin boys in the dick.

BTW voice,

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If D&D Adapted The Harry Potter Books: A Thread Feb 9, 2018 11:27:51 GMT voice, SlyWren, and 1 more like this

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Post by shymaid on Feb 9, 2018 11:27:51 GMT

Haha, I can't see any faults with what's been suggested so far. Sadly it's too long since I've read/watched this, so can't think of anything right now.

But one thing is certain: all conversations on solving the mysteries by our trio would take place in a bathtub with very little bubbles!

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Feb 9, 2018 4:35:03 GMT Wraith said:

Feb 9, 2018 0:00:39 GMT Nyx said:

But first he’d kill her family and then she’d be convinced by Snape in a 5 min discussion to marry Malfoy so she can avenge her family! With no actual plan.

Sounds like some bad fanfiction I have read.

☺️ it should sound like some bad fanfic you’ve actually seen! It’s Sansa=Jayne Poole GoT consolidation. With Snape paralleling LF. And Draco being all Ramsay and Roose combined. Because, why not?!

Feb 9, 2018 4:35:03 GMT Wraith said:

Harry and Hermione should have ended up together and Ron should have died.

Yes, stab me some more. And while you’re at it why don’t you just take my heart and stomp on it after which burn it real good and scatter it into the 4 Winds. 😔

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If D&D Adapted The Harry Potter Books: A Thread

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