This is a post of mine on the W awhile back. I thought some of our newer members might enjoy it.
Also I have an interesting update on it.
I have sent a message to Ran over on the W about when Lewyn joined the Kings Guard. We aren't give a clear answer in the novels but its implied it was when Rhaegar married Elia. Still that would require the death of a KG that we never hear about. I suspected it was more likely that he joined after the events of Summerhall when there would have been multiple vacancies on the KG.
He replied that he didn't know but my theory was reasonable so I thought it was time for another discussion on the topic since it gives my theory a bit more credence.
Darkstar will be the next Vulture King.
Craster has 19 daughters and there are 19 castles on the Wall, coincidence I think not!
I think you've linked this to me before, I could swear I've read it some time ago. I would have to read it again (I got bogged down in the replies to it) before commenting more on it. (Which would be easier if you posted the two parts here... Yes, I'm a lazy fook... )
Until then, "Poor Tywin, couldn't get any time with Joanna between all her lovers..." Paraphrased a bit, but still hillarious! No wonder he had it in for Tyrion!